Today is Britney Spears 27th birthday, the release of her much awaited album Circus and also the presale for her 2009 concert. In my eyes today really couldn’t get any better but somehow, Hollywood.com has made that possible. The website channeled their inner “Britney Spears” and wrote this really clever article that reviewed the last 10 years and, unless you have been hidden under a rock or without any form of communication you know those years have definitely included some crazy and wild times.

• The first major rumor that hit was that Britney had gotten breast implants. This rumor began to circulate when Britney first appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone trying to shed her good girl image. The cover had her in underwear clinging to a Teletubby.
• Britney and Justin Timberlake had just broken up after years of dating. Justin just wrote Cry Me A River and now rumors were flying around that Britney got with Fred Durst and her choreographer Wade Robson.

Here on the list of Britney’s wild antics is where things begin to spiral OUT of CONTROL!!!

• I am not sure what sparked this wonderful idea…I guess maybe she was upset over Justin and all the rumors that were flying around. However, Britney and this random dude who supposedly is her childhood friend, decided to get married in Las Vegas. This made the media go nuts!!! Britney and Jason Alexander were husband and wife for a total of 55 hours…then she sobered up, realized what a huge mistake she made and filed for an annulment.
• Then Britney’s choice of men only got more selective (LOL right!) and, she then decided to jump into a marriage with Kevin Federline…yup only after a few months of dating and many shared cigarettes the two decided to get married and shortly after came Sean Preston and Jayden James!
• Then sometime after Britney filed for Divorce and gave birth to two kids, she decided she had not made enough bad choices and decided to befriend the socialite of all good decisions: Paris Hilton. Then both of them decided to remove undergarments from their wardrobe and exit numerous vehicles showing MILLIONS their baby maker.
• When things couldn’t possibly get worse and after what was alledgly a night of arguing with Kevin over custody of the children, Britney decided to drive to Esther’s Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, Calif and shave her head!!! She then decided to go bonkers and bang an umbrella onto a car and scream insanities.
  
• The best of the best on this list of the crazy things Britney has done, has got to be her 2007 MTV VMA performance. The only way I can describe her at this award show was a tranquilized elephant on its way down. She blamed her poor dancing on a broken heel, but it was clear too all of us Britney fans, that this was due to a broken spirit.
  

To read the article in its entirety and to experience the crazy Britney and her comeback click here!

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