How To REALLY Look Good Naked

I have not had the pleasure of sitting through Carson Kressley's Lifetime series "How To Look Good Naked." But I can only imagine that it is full of warm fuzzy phrases to lift our spirits and strategically placed "girlfriends!" followed by three snaps in a "Z" formation. While Mr. Carson is well versed on the ways of the fashion world, I have this to offer. I've found that while naked, my body looks best when no one's looking at it. Do what I do and scream "Oh my God don't look, cover your eyes," while I run over and turn off the the lights. There, problem solved.