Diet Coke Prevents Pregnancy?
Posted on 13 October 2008 by joy
How do I say this delicately? I don’t think there’s a great way, so I won’t beat around the bush.
Diet Coke kills sperm on contact. No joke. I know what you’re thinking- this news is simultaneously jaw dropping and no surprise at all.
Scientist Deborah Anderson and her team have been awarded this years Ig Nobel Awards from Improbable Research for their work into Classic Coca Cola and Diet Coke’s contraceptive qualities.
What are you going to do with this new found information. Well, desperate times call for desperate measures. With a little desperation and flexibility, anything is possible. What am I saying? Use your imagination.
Incidentally, I’ve hypothesized that a few other grocery store items that might kill sperm on contact: Peppermint Schnapps, bologna, and Tang.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:01 am
Haha! And who would even think to test it?!?!
October 13th, 2008 at 10:41 am
It only kills it on contact, just like eucalyptus. Now who would put their sperm on contact with coke? lol