Ex-Addict = Hollywood Icon
Posted on 20 June 2008 by Sharifa
In the July/August issue of More Jamie Lee Curtis opens up about her private battle with drug and alcohol addiction. I was shocked upon reading about this. I didn’t even know she was an addict, I guess hence the private part. She just always seemed so together and classy to me. Like what I aspire to be when I’m 50. But if a “got it together” lady like Jamie Lee can fall victim to the lures of an addiction than do the rest of us really stand a chance? And why is it that people who succumb to temptation so easily are able to rise from the ashes like a phoenix and kick ass? Look at Robert Downey Jr. He has been in and out of rehab so many times I think everybody lost count and then he gets the chance to do Iron Man and resurrect his career. Or Drew Barrymore, whom I love love LOVE! I think we all figured she’d be dead, the way she was going but here she is, a modern day flower child loving mother earth and a power player in Hollywood. So should I become an addict too? I mean, I’m doing ok for myself now but just imagine how much better I would be doing if I completely destroyed my life with illegal substances. Then I could go off for treatment and come back with a vengeance and make everybody eat my dust! But is 25 too late in life to start tearing my life apart? And what will my addiction be? Porn addiction seems like a safe bet. It’s not anything so detrimental that I can’t break myself from the habit but then again is it serious enough to be worth the effort? No, I need something big like Meth or I could just do the old tried and true alcoholism. I have one foot in the door with that one anyway. So once I pick my addiction, how long do I let it wreak havoc? I figure a year is plenty of time to do some damage. Maybe get a DUI, so I can get some media attention, and maybe make a sex tape in a drunken stupor and “leak” that to Vivid. Then I could get in and out of cars all day panty-less. That’s sure to cause an intervention, which will get me put away. Once I get out I should relapse a few times, but not too many and make sure I spread it out. Then right around the time that everyone is ready to write me off I’ll just “blow up” larger than life. And if everything goes as planned this will be my
BEFORE…
and this should be my AFTER.
Yep this plan is fool proof. Get ready world, I’m about to make myself into an icon, Hollywood style!
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Tags | addiction, alcoholic, alcoholism, battling addiction, drew barrymore, drinking, drug abuse, drug treatment, hollywood, hollywood icon, Iron Man, jamie lee curtis, rehab, Robert Downey Jr., sex tape, Vivid Entertainment, young hollywood
June 20th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
From halloween to heroine!(Not really!) LOVE Jamie Lee
June 20th, 2008 at 9:57 am
from coke to activia… LOVE jamie lee