Ever get to the point where a diet of raw, red meat just doesn’t satisfy you anymore? You’re not alone. Miles Melman knows exactly how you feel.

In this hilarious video Miles Melman, your average extraterrestrial living in suburban America, talks about how now that he’s not eating people he can make a lot more new friends.

I love the bit about online dating. He sounds kind of picky, but I guess he’s looking for an out-of-this-world girl.

Did you catch the picture of Miles wearing a shirt? Is that a bowling trophy he’s holding? How does he fit his talons in the ball?

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