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Prison Inmate Escapes Jail Using Cardboard Box

Posted on 14 November 2008 by Erik

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In true gamer fashion a Turkish man has escaped from a German prison Solid Snake style by making use of a cardboard box.

The man hid in the box at the end of a shift of his prison job of making stationery and was carried out by a courier service along with other boxes. The inmate then cut through a tarp in the truck and jumped out shortly after the vehicle left the prison grounds. The driver eventually noticed the tarp flapping in the wind and reported the cut to the police.

Beate Peters, the warden of the Willich prison presumes that the man had accomplices outside the prison, and a manhunt is underway throughout western Germany.

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  • Ken

    see?! video games teach useful skills

  • Jake

    Next time the guards shouldn’t leave BOX A in the Stationary Room.

  • R-XSmith

    See, this is how you do it. This is the sort of stuff that the Video teaches you.

  • Sir Meta Knight

    Dun dun da da dun… dun dun dun!
    “Showtime!”

  • Kimbo

    Gotcha this time!

  • Faku

    “It’s just a box”

  • Bob

    !

  • http://www.youtube.com/Janglez311 Janglez

    this is one of the funniest things i have heard in weeks i guess we know he was a mgs fan lmao! maybe he is a secret informant for the la le lu li lo?

  • Solid Snake

    !

  • Chrisius

    “Huh? Just a box…”

  • Maggie

    rofl! this was hilarious. and yes, you CAN learn useful skills from videogames!

  • Alec

    Metal Gear?

  • cell989

    Now that is one smart guy. Solid Snake Style???? sure, but its sounds more like MC Guyver style!!!!

  • wisH

    did he use pron to distract the guards, while he had a cig going through an invisible laser room, to get to said BOX A?

  • http://www.aionsource.com/forum/chitchat/9262-man-escapes-prison-solid-snake-style.html#post214997 Man escapes from prison Solid Snake style – AionSource.com

    [...] escapes from prison Solid Snake style Prison Inmate Escapes Jail Using Cardboard Box Metal Gear Solid Snake Style My god, he’s so talented he deserves to be released. Don’t care what he did. __________________ [...]

  • Old Snake

    He’s just a rookie. Did he do all that whilst stopping Liquids insurrection, battling sickness and being surrounded by a variety of enemies who walk around with their heads in their asses? I think not.

    I’m getting too old for this…*grunt* (knuckles back)

  • Big Boss

    I’m in a box.

  • Walter Colton

    Epic Win!

  • lololo

    whoooooooooooooooo niceeeee thats what i’m talking about lol!!!

  • me

    allthou i dont know what crime he commited, if i was the warden of that prison, id take my hat of to the guy, just let him go, he earnd his freedom

  • http://www.kara-kalem.com karakalem

    I’m just surprised there’s a prison that hasn’t studied MGS escape tactics…the games are cheap!

    I blame the prison for being ill-prepared

  • Mason

    I can’t believe it’s still cool to say “Epic”.

  • J7pr

    Oh, snap! That guy is my hero. Snake, watch out, you have some serious competition!!! I smell that guy getting sued by Kojima OR Kojima saying to the press; “TOLD YOU IT WORKS!!!” Really nice, dude. My hat’s of to ya!!! Clever dude,I salute you.

  • Maox

    I’d like to see more people rephrase stuff that has already been said in the comments.

  • Avinash

    OWNAGE!!!

  • anonymous

    Photo Shopped!

  • Brandon (yeah that one)

    I have no idea what the guy was in jail for in the first place. Even if he went on a killing spree, his brilliance deserves to be rewarded. I hope he never gets caught.

  • Cyclonus

    Man that was great. EPIC WIN ! ! ! !

  • BOXER

    1. Cut a hole in a box…

  • Steve

    2. Put your junk in that box!

  • SirFuzzy

    3. Make her open the box.

  • Genius

    First!!

  • http://d4g SKEETER

    OWNAGE AT THE GREATEST LEVEL :D

  • guard

    WHOS FOOTSTEPS ARE THESE

  • http://www.firstchoicepharmacy.co.uk/ Esonryjenseme

    Nice blog mate :)

  • http://sergeantchrishayward.deviantart.com Guard

    -exclamation mark appears above head-

  • David

    Hey internet people! Why don’t you try being unique for once in you god damn life, saying “EPIC” and “WIN” does not make you cool when every f’in kid in the world, going through puberty, uses the word.

  • epicwin

    EPIC WIN!!!

    DAVID SUXORRZ!

  • JayRad

    If your reading this…

    you just lost the game

  • Another Guard

    “What was that noise?”

  • Supertard

    So gay! Like as if that picture were real. Totally fake, like from some lame ass computer game. You guys are so gullible ;)

  • ZeroFusion

    seriously Supertard its not suppost to be a real picture its a screenshot from metal gear solid

  • damn jayrad

    dammit just lost the damn game!!!! damn you jayrad

  • Mark

    Supertard, at least you KNOW that you’re fool.

    Didn’t you read the first line?

    “In true gamer fashion a Turkish man has escaped from a German prison Solid Snake style by making use of a cardboard box.”

    In true gamer fashion, means that it was in a game before, not that the screenshot was actually from the prison? Like who would take a picture of a box in a jail in the first place? you’re fool, we’re not the gullible ones.

  • Temmery

    Shopped.
    i’ve seen my fair share of shopped images
    and this is one
    the pixels are all wrong.
    srsly.

  • Yehsn

    Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAKKKKEEE!!!

  • http://snagwiremedia.com Manny

    Temmery, you DO know that that pic is a screenshot of the game and not of the actual escape right?

  • David

    ITT: Trolls trolling trolls

  • Justin Timberlake

    It’s my snake in a box!

  • http://snagwiremedia.com Manny

    LOL @Justin classic! That was a good one ;)

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