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Prison Inmate Escapes Jail Using Cardboard Box

Posted on 14 November 2008 by Erik

In true gamer fashion a Turkish man has escaped from a German prison Solid Snake style by making use of a cardboard box.

The man hid in the box at the end of a shift of his prison job of making stationery and was carried out by a courier service along with other boxes. The inmate then cut through a tarp in the truck and jumped out shortly after the vehicle left the prison grounds. The driver eventually noticed the tarp flapping in the wind and reported the cut to the police.

Beate Peters, the warden of the Willich prison presumes that the man had accomplices outside the prison, and a manhunt is underway throughout western Germany.

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49 Comments For This Post

  1. Ken Says:

    see?! video games teach useful skills

  2. Jake Says:

    Next time the guards shouldn’t leave BOX A in the Stationary Room.

  3. R-XSmith Says:

    See, this is how you do it. This is the sort of stuff that the Video teaches you.

  4. Sir Meta Knight Says:

    Dun dun da da dun… dun dun dun!
    “Showtime!”

  5. Kimbo Says:

    Gotcha this time!

  6. Faku Says:

    “It’s just a box”

  7. Bob Says:

    !

  8. Janglez Says:

    this is one of the funniest things i have heard in weeks i guess we know he was a mgs fan lmao! maybe he is a secret informant for the la le lu li lo?

  9. Solid Snake Says:

    !

  10. Chrisius Says:

    “Huh? Just a box…”

  11. Maggie Says:

    rofl! this was hilarious. and yes, you CAN learn useful skills from videogames!

  12. Alec Says:

    Metal Gear?

  13. cell989 Says:

    Now that is one smart guy. Solid Snake Style???? sure, but its sounds more like MC Guyver style!!!!

  14. wisH Says:

    did he use pron to distract the guards, while he had a cig going through an invisible laser room, to get to said BOX A?

  15. Old Snake Says:

    He’s just a rookie. Did he do all that whilst stopping Liquids insurrection, battling sickness and being surrounded by a variety of enemies who walk around with their heads in their asses? I think not.

    I’m getting too old for this…*grunt* (knuckles back)

  16. Big Boss Says:

    I’m in a box.

  17. Walter Colton Says:

    Epic Win!

  18. lololo Says:

    whoooooooooooooooo niceeeee thats what i’m talking about lol!!!

  19. me Says:

    allthou i dont know what crime he commited, if i was the warden of that prison, id take my hat of to the guy, just let him go, he earnd his freedom

  20. karakalem Says:

    I’m just surprised there’s a prison that hasn’t studied MGS escape tactics…the games are cheap!

    I blame the prison for being ill-prepared

  21. Mason Says:

    I can’t believe it’s still cool to say “Epic”.

  22. J7pr Says:

    Oh, snap! That guy is my hero. Snake, watch out, you have some serious competition!!! I smell that guy getting sued by Kojima OR Kojima saying to the press; “TOLD YOU IT WORKS!!!” Really nice, dude. My hat’s of to ya!!! Clever dude,I salute you.

  23. Maox Says:

    I’d like to see more people rephrase stuff that has already been said in the comments.

  24. Avinash Says:

    OWNAGE!!!

  25. anonymous Says:

    Photo Shopped!

  26. Brandon (yeah that one) Says:

    I have no idea what the guy was in jail for in the first place. Even if he went on a killing spree, his brilliance deserves to be rewarded. I hope he never gets caught.

  27. Cyclonus Says:

    Man that was great. EPIC WIN ! ! ! !

  28. BOXER Says:

    1. Cut a hole in a box…

  29. Steve Says:

    2. Put your junk in that box!

  30. SirFuzzy Says:

    3. Make her open the box.

  31. Genius Says:

    First!!

  32. SKEETER Says:

    OWNAGE AT THE GREATEST LEVEL :D

  33. guard Says:

    WHOS FOOTSTEPS ARE THESE

  34. Esonryjenseme Says:

    Nice blog mate :)

  35. Guard Says:

    -exclamation mark appears above head-

  36. David Says:

    Hey internet people! Why don’t you try being unique for once in you god damn life, saying “EPIC” and “WIN” does not make you cool when every f’in kid in the world, going through puberty, uses the word.

  37. epicwin Says:

    EPIC WIN!!!

    DAVID SUXORRZ!

  38. JayRad Says:

    If your reading this…

    you just lost the game

  39. Another Guard Says:

    “What was that noise?”

  40. Supertard Says:

    So gay! Like as if that picture were real. Totally fake, like from some lame ass computer game. You guys are so gullible ;)

  41. ZeroFusion Says:

    seriously Supertard its not suppost to be a real picture its a screenshot from metal gear solid

  42. damn jayrad Says:

    dammit just lost the damn game!!!! damn you jayrad

  43. Mark Says:

    Supertard, at least you KNOW that you’re fool.

    Didn’t you read the first line?

    “In true gamer fashion a Turkish man has escaped from a German prison Solid Snake style by making use of a cardboard box.”

    In true gamer fashion, means that it was in a game before, not that the screenshot was actually from the prison? Like who would take a picture of a box in a jail in the first place? you’re fool, we’re not the gullible ones.

  44. Temmery Says:

    Shopped.
    i’ve seen my fair share of shopped images
    and this is one
    the pixels are all wrong.
    srsly.

  45. Yehsn Says:

    Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAKKKKEEE!!!

  46. Manny Says:

    Temmery, you DO know that that pic is a screenshot of the game and not of the actual escape right?

  47. David Says:

    ITT: Trolls trolling trolls

  48. Justin Timberlake Says:

    It’s my snake in a box!

  49. Manny Says:

    LOL @Justin classic! That was a good one ;)

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