The Best & Worst Of American Idol 7: Philadelphia Edition

Unfortunately, pill popper Paula Abdul was not high or drunk on FOX's Tuesday night premiere of American Idol 7. With that, I faded in-an-out of consciousness and really can only remember two contestants from last night's show, which drew the biggest audience (33.2 million viewers) of the night.

Brooke White, featured above as the best, had the innocence and beauty drive me into a peaceful sleep. And, Alexis Cohen, under the cut, who looks at least 52 years of age and in need of dentures, blew me away with her dramatically deep voice. It's the worst audition, because as freaky as she is, Alexis should have made it to Hollywood. She's an extreme makeover waiting to happen.