Avril Lavigne: "I Signed A Girl's Boobs Once."
"The media have portrayed me as an angry girl who's pissed off all the time. They've labeled me tons of things, but none of them really sum up who I am or what I'm like. But I'm over it and I honestly feel like that's gone away."
When was the last time you had to smack a bitch down?
"In a bar, a few months ago. Some chick came up to me and got in my face and said something, so I kicked..
..her in the box and shoved her. I don't go looking for fights, but
if someone comes up to me and pushes me, I'm not going to take it."
What did she say to you?
"'You're not punk rock, blah, blah, blah..' Look, I never once said I was punk. I don't want to be punk. I'm just a really strong, opinionated person. Though I do like punk. Some of my favourite bands are punk bands: Pennywise, The Distillers, Green Day. But I'm mostly into rock bands like Radiohead and Linkin Park."
What's your poison?
"Double shot of Grey Goose in a glass with ice."
Do you have any groupies?
"I'm not the kind of chick who wants to get laid by random people - I'm not a guy."
You're not into random sex with strangers? And you call yourself a rockstar?
"No. That wouldn't satisfy me. I need something deeper than that. Something honest and real."
You always seem to be linked to guitar players. What's the appeal?
"There's nothing sexier than a guy on stage rockin' out with a guitar. It's really fucking hot."
Ever get hit on by female fans?
"I signed a girl's boobs once. We were at an autograph signing, and this woman was like, 'Sign my boobs.' I said, 'Uh ... OK.' I didn't care."
How many beers does is take now?
"Um.. one (Laughs). I'm such a cheap drunk. I can actually drink a lot - I just get buzzed on one beer. I can handle four shots of Jagermeister, but then I'm shitfaced the rest of the night."
What did she say to you?
"'You're not punk rock, blah, blah, blah..' Look, I never once said I was punk. I don't want to be punk. I'm just a really strong, opinionated person. Though I do like punk. Some of my favourite bands are punk bands: Pennywise, The Distillers, Green Day. But I'm mostly into rock bands like Radiohead and Linkin Park."
What's your poison?
"Double shot of Grey Goose in a glass with ice."
Do you have any groupies?
"I'm not the kind of chick who wants to get laid by random people - I'm not a guy."
You're not into random sex with strangers? And you call yourself a rockstar?
"No. That wouldn't satisfy me. I need something deeper than that. Something honest and real."
You always seem to be linked to guitar players. What's the appeal?
"There's nothing sexier than a guy on stage rockin' out with a guitar. It's really fucking hot."
Ever get hit on by female fans?
"I signed a girl's boobs once. We were at an autograph signing, and this woman was like, 'Sign my boobs.' I said, 'Uh ... OK.' I didn't care."
How many beers does is take now?
"Um.. one (Laughs). I'm such a cheap drunk. I can actually drink a lot - I just get buzzed on one beer. I can handle four shots of Jagermeister, but then I'm shitfaced the rest of the night."
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