Lohan's New Lesbian Lover

Serious actress Jodie Foster has reportedly broken up with her longtime partner.  Now that LiLo is into same-sex coupling (see DJ Samantha Ronson... on second thought, don't), maybe she should pursue the Nim's Island A-lister. 

It's no secret Lohan's career is in the toilet.  Her mom has a reality show.  Her 13-year-old sister looks like Teri Hatcher.  And the last movie she made was called I Know Who Killed Me.  Nothing regenerates your profile like dating an Oscar winner.  Just ask Marcia Gay Harden's husband.